Reading TFiOS early is the literary equivalent of...
blenderizethis: Sure, you get to eat a bunch of chocolate, but you don’t get the sweet agony of hope and anticipation of the time when, in only a few weeks, you get to eat LOADS of chocolate at the same time that an awesome online community is eating loads of chocolate and with them you can talk about the chocolate and about how it is not at all affected by the existence of broccoli.
Sushi!?! Ahhh! That stuff taste like angry vagina!– Coworker
I stay focused on details it keeps me from feeling the big things, but watch...– Ben Folds
Jane: Some people have lives, others have music.– Will Grayson Will Grayson by John Green & David Lavinthan